Reality is weird—this tee keeps it weirder. The “Don’t Trip, I’m Just an NPC” shirt is for the glitch in the system, the background character with main character energy, and anyone walking through life with lowkey simulation vibes.

Crafted from 100% organic combed ring-spun cotton, this oversized tee features a streetwear-ready silhouette with dropped shoulders and a wide ribbed collar for maximum chill. The thick 200 g/m² fabric gives it that premium, heavyweight feel—perfect for pairing with cargos, kicks, or a cryptic stare.

Whether you're blending in or breaking the fourth wall, this shirt keeps it lowkey conscious (eco-friendly) and highkey iconic.

Details:

Oversized fit for laid-back vibes

100% organic cotton (GOTS, GRS, and OCS certified)

Dropped shoulders, wide collar, and set-in sleeves

Heavyweight 5.9 oz fabric

Ethically sourced from Bangladesh

🌀 Streetwear meets simulation theory. Stay cool. Stay weird.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), MUSHROOMDARK and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at MUSHROOMDARK
PO BOX 99
El Dorado, CA
95623 or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.